There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
* 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
"menage a trois".
* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
with the German woman.
* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
* The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman
and started swimming.
* The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the
woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature
of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting
up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it
gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at
least they know the English aren't getting any...
This simulated Netscape news message was created by
Mike Jourard using
from cranial software, and Netscape Navigator Version 1.2N, because Netscape does some automatic formatting of news messages, and they never look as good when they are viewed from a saved file. So there.
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une 30, 2000. Copyright © 2000 by Badinage Publications. All rights reserved.