Dr. Laura Schlesinger aired this on her radio program.
She says it was faxed to her but gives no source.

How to Impress a Woman
  Compliment her
  Cuddle her
  Kiss her
  Caress her
  Love her
  Stroke her
  Tease her
  Comfort her
  Protect her
  Hug her
  Hold her
  Dine her
  Listen to her
  Care for her
  Stand by her
  Support her
  Go to the ends of the earth for her

How to Impress a Man
  Show up naked
  Bring beer

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