Lateral Thinking: The ability to test your powers of questioning, deduction and persistence.
If at first the direct approach leads nowhere, try coming at the problem from the side; in other words,
lateral thinking.

L.T.Q. #21
Date: Wednesday, November 08, 1995 1:53PM
In all the excitement, I almost forgot to send out this week's question!
Here is this week's question:
My cottage (in the city so not all that rugged, but still within walking distance to the lakefront) has power, but does not have a grandfather clock. How am I going to tell the time without a grandfather clock?
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L.T.Q. #22
Date: Friday, November 17, 1995 1:58PM
Once again, but for a slightly dissimilar reason, I nearly forgot to send this out!
Here is this week's question:
In other news: I Have Established a Web Presence!
If you have access to the Internet, then check out
http://www.rose.com/~mjourard/
on the World Wide Web. (HTML = Netscape 1.2N compliant).
OK, so it isn't much to look at at the moment, but stay tuned for
future developments!
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L.T.Q. #23
Date: Wednesday, November 22, 1995 3:19PM
This week's question will help get you in the mood for our annual Christmas* Dinner and Dance*, where in case you haven't heard, there will be a Murder Mystery!
I suggest... it was Mr. Butler in the Banquet Hall with the Speech!
Here is this week's question:
Speaking of beds, one of the things I'm going to do to get over my post-I-didn't-get-the-house blues is to do some re-deranging and maybe even some artistic-type painting. How does the image of little butterflies, fluffy clouds, and the great hulking carcass of a dead tree sound to you? Keep in mind that the rest of my bedroom is pink! (It's a long story... No, actually it's a short story, but none of your business!)
* The organizing committee had some debate over the Political Correctness of the name of this function. However, "Non-Denominational Generally Festive End of Year Season Eat Food and Wiggle Your Fat Ugly Butt Around in Time to Music Event" just didn't have the same ring to it. And they would have needed invitations twice the size just for the name!
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L.T.Q. #24
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 1995 10:36:00
I don't know if I'm having a bad week or what, but I could sure use a drink! Anyone care to join me?
Here is this week's question:
A couple of years ago while on a tour up the east coast of Australia, I learned that Kahlua and milk is not a "beach-friendly" beverage, especially if it is not pre-mixed! Talk about sand getting in everywhere! There's a sticky wicket, eh wot?
P.S. I'm working on adding these Lateral Thinking Questions to my web site...
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L.T.Q. #25
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 1995 11:10:00
The "Oh, drat, I didn't buy a house after all" blues are recovering quite nicely. See below if you want the details, but in the meantime, back to the business at hand:
Here is this week's question:
It's always the same: when ever I need a change in my life, I either grow a beard, shave it off, or paint something. Yesterday, I found some cheap dark baby blue paint ($4.99 for a 4-litre mis-tint the lumber yard wanted to get rid of). I painted the top half of one wall in the bedroom, and the next step is to sponge paint fluffy white clouds on the blue sky. I haven't figured out how to explain the pink ground, but then again, why do I have to?
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L.T.Q. #26
Date: Mon, 18 Dec 1995 10:04:00
As promised, here is a Christmas/Hanukkah related questions, in keeping with the Festive Holiday Season.
Here is this week's question:
Another question will be sent tomorrow, and the answers to both will follow in the new year.
Hope Santa (or Heidi, because she'll be taking over the family business when Santa retires) is good to you this year!
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L.T.Q. #27
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 1995 17:22:00
Again in keeping with the Festive Holiday Season, I give you another Christmas/Hanukkah related question. Actually, it's two small questions combined.
Here is this week's question:
Here's a bonus Trivia Question for you: Why is Christmas celebrated on December 25th?
The answers will follow in the new year. Have a safe and happy holiday!
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L.T.Q. #28
Date: Tue, 02 Jan 1996 18:02:00
Since I spent most of the last two weeks stuck at home doing On-Call Support, I got a chance to spend some quality time playing with my boys. This one's from them...
Here is this week's question:
Watch out for those Terrorist Budgies landing on Missle-Laden Cargo-Trucks!
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L.T.Q. #29
Date: Mon, 08 Jan 1996 14:26:00
This question has been provided by Ross, who was reminded of it by last week's question about the gas-laden budgie truck.
Here is this week's question:
You realize that with all these questions about birds and trucks, Ridley and Orson are going to want to learn to drive now.
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L.T.Q. #30
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 1996 14:47:00
Ok, so this question is not exactly as written on the game card, but the changes I made seemed to fit.
Here is this week's question:
Come to think of it, I'm long over due for a vacation myself.
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