Lateral Thinking Questions

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ANSWER: L.T.Q. #48

Date: Thu, 24 Oct 96 18:22 EDT

>Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?

That seems to be the big question that Labour is asking the Government here. There's a big transit strike here in Toronto on Friday this week, and the traffic is going to be a zoo!

Here is this week's question:

The Danish government issues all the staff in one government department free biscuits every morning. The biscuits are not for the staff's own consumption, but are given away for their own protection. Why does the government do this?

ANSWER:

The Danish government issues dog biscuits to all its postal delivery people every morning so that they can use them to distract hostile dogs.

Or is it the Dog Biscuit government that issues danish to all its staff?

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